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HAVE YOU SEEN THE RATS?
Well, we sure have! Here at Classen SAS, we've been facing a minor rat problem; this time it's not the kids! However, I don't think we can say minor, because it's been majorly taking over our classes. By that, we mean that these furry little creatures are screwing around and becoming more ingenious. Let's go into more depth.
For months we have seen these rascals running amuck, terrorizing our teachers and students. Mr. Hill was nearly brought to tears when recalling the scene he and Mr. Stahl had seen. A rat thoroughly chewed through the door that leads to the chemical closet! This is getting seriously out of hand.
The CSAS MS Library where the Rats will likely learn classic school lessons.
A rat learning how to drive his tiny rat car, likely on his way to vote.
arstechnica.com
The Rats at hand have been been using their speed on their feet as speed of thought. They run around our school stealing bits of homework, assignments, instructions, and lessons. They use these informational excerpts to teach themselves math, science, ELA, history, and even some extracurriculars. This is worrying because if they learn all this at the same speed they scurry, they will be above our level of knowledge in no time.
Once they have conquered the truth of human nature, they will not only be able to outsmart us in our core subjects, leading to overtaking of the whole school system, they will also be able to entertain. Learning math, science, ELA, and history can take them to superior powers, but then its even easier to take on acting, art, vocal, and instrumental skills. They will soon be making up of all our other sources after taking over leadership roles such as government. We will be powerless.
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Scout Howell-Dowd
Scout Howell-Dowd
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I am in 8th grade and love being a part of Orbit. I hope you like my work.
Myla Wilkey
Myla Wilkey
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Myla Wilkey is an 8th-grade IB major and has attended Classen SAS since 5th grade. She is a part of the National Juniors Honors Society and enjoys learning new things, playing guitar, and hiking.
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